Crazy Horse: Do you have many such guns?
William R. Tymen: As many as you want and all the shells you can shoot.
Santanya: Where can we get them?
William R. Tymen: You buy them from me.
Santanya: Good! We trade for buffalo hides.
William R. Tymen: No, not for hides.
Crazy Horse: What is it you want? Our land? Our women? What do we have left that the white man has not already taken from us?
William R. Tymen: Gold. My price is one hundred dollars in gold or money for each gun and I'll throw in a case of shells for every one you want.
Santanya: But we have no gold or money.
William R. Tymen: You can get it.


--William Mims (as ) in The Legend of Custer

Man at picnic: You wanna' join us for a drink?
Tom Phillips: No thanks, we have to leave now.
Man at picnic: Well, you gas up the car, why not gas up the driver?


--William Mims (as Man at Picnic) in Hot Rods to Hell