Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [leading singing]
Sfc. Rossie Baker: Hey, you're waking everybody up! Go back to your outfit!
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [singing subsides] Excuse me?
Sfc. Rossie Baker: You're waking everybody up, go back to your outfit.
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We have no outfit. We've withdrawn. We don't believe in fighting.
Sfc. Rossie Baker: Well who believes in fighting?
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We believe in God. That frightens you, doesn't it? All you believe in is fornication, and killing.
Sfc. Rossie Baker: What?
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We're conscientious objectors!
Sfc. Rossie Baker: You mean, you conscientiously object to fornicating?
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [leads singing again, loudly]
Sfc. Rossie Baker: [taps Lt. Bix on shoulder as singing continues] Hey! Didn't you tell 'em? They're supposed to excuse you from combat.
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: They said that our sect was too small!
Sfc. Rossie Baker: Your what was too small?
Lt. Billy Byron Bix: Sect! S-E-C-T!


--Tony Bill (as Lt. Amberjack) in Castle Keep

[first lines]
Mrs. Sophie Baker: Buddy? is that you?
Buddy Baker: Yeah, mom.
Mrs. Sophie Baker: You're home from work early.
Buddy Baker: Uh, yeah, um, I'm going out tonight.
Mrs. Sophie Baker: Please, darling, don't shed dirt in the living room.
Buddy Baker: I won't.


--Tony Bill (as Buddy Baker) in Come Blow Your Horn

[Raef recites a poem of his]
Raef Del Grado: Oh, don't you think it's very odd, That we should kneel and pray to god, When by all accounts, we might, Send our problems up by kite!


--Tony Bill (as ) in You're a Big Boy Now

Buddy Baker: Hello, Julia? This is Alan's brother, Buddy. Hey uh - don't you know you could get arrested for having such a sexy voice?


--Tony Bill (as Buddy Baker) in Come Blow Your Horn