Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: [reading a newspaper] It says here there's a terrible famine in Tibet. And a riot in Havana.
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: [playing idly at the piano] There's a riot in Havana.
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: Hmm. A riot in the streets.
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: [singing] There's a riot in Havana...
[exclaiming]
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: Look! It fits!
[resumes singing]
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: There's a riot in Havana and a famine in Tibet...
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: There's a drought in Indiana...
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: [singing] It won't get wet... There is fighting in the Balkans-
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: Oh, it doesn't say that there.
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: There is *always* fighting in the Balkans.


--Ramon Novarro (as ) in The Night Is Young

Janice Darsey: [Speaking to the tiger cub] Would he grow up to be a big, big boy and eat the kind, kind lady?
Karim: Who could blame him?
Janice Darsey: I shall call him Oscar.
Karim: Oscar is a boy's name.
Janice Darsey: My error!
Karim: Forgiven.


--Ramon Novarro (as ) in Son of India

De Leon: You'll never be a businessman, Goober. You part with money much too easily. To owe is one thing, to pay is quite another.


--Ramon Novarro (as De Leon) in Heller In Pink Tights

Lt. Alexis Rosanoff: What's the matter, Mata?


--Ramon Novarro (as Lt. Alexis Rosanoff) in Mata Hari