Pvt. Allistair Piersall Benjamin: Napoleon before Venice said, 'If my cannon destroy but one statue, I would rather not take Venice.
Capt. Lionel Beckman: Did Napoleon say that? Doesn't sound like Napoleon.
Pvt. Allistair Piersall Benjamin: Oh, well, no he didn't, but I thought it would cheer you up.
Capt. Lionel Beckman: I appreciate that, but Napoleon was a louse.


--Patrick O'Neal (as Capt. Lionel Beckman) in Castle Keep

Richard Cutting: Mr. Eversley, please.
secretary: Do you have an appointment?
Richard Cutting: Yes.
secretary: Who shall I say is calling?
Richard Cutting: His 11 o'clock appointment.


--Patrick O'Neal (as ) in Assignment to Kill

Bohlen: Our investigators don't carry guns. Do you carry a gun?
Richard Cutting: Uh-huh.
Bohlen: May I see it?
Richard Cutting: No.
Bohlen: Why not?
Richard Cutting: I wouldn't be carrying it. You would.


--Patrick O'Neal (as ) in Assignment to Kill

Dr. Vorbeck: An American making love is like a Hungarian playing baseball.


--Patrick O'Neal (as Dr. Oliver West) in A Fine Madness