Terry 'Pintpot' Tankard:
Are you the boss or something?
Ted Watson: I'm what they call the something manager. My advice to you is to be off.
Terry 'Pintpot' Tankard: You mean buzz off?
Ted Watson: No, but you're getting warm!
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cabby
Ted Watson: I'm what they call the something manager. My advice to you is to be off.
Terry 'Pintpot' Tankard: You mean buzz off?
Ted Watson: No, but you're getting warm!
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cabby
Horsa:
If anyone in there asks who we are, say we're eunuchs.
Hengist Pod: Yeah. What have we got to lose?
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Hengist Pod: Yeah. What have we got to lose?
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Soothsayer:
I will see whether the goddess will grant us a further vision. Oh Isis, sweet Isis...
Hengist Pod: They're lovely. I'm very sorry sir, it's an old saying we have back in Britain.
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Hengist Pod: They're lovely. I'm very sorry sir, it's an old saying we have back in Britain.
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Doctor:
[With a very bad Spanish accent] Ole, señor!
Marjoribanks: Oh, hello Binn.
Doctor: No, señor. I am the famous Torero from Madrid.
Marjoribanks: You look exactly like our medical officer, Dr Binn.
Doctor: No, Señor. This afternoon I fight 15 bulls.
Marjoribanks: That's an awful lot of bull.
Doctor: Well, my father he breeds the famous fighting bulls, you know. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America.
Marjoribanks: 50,000 bulls?
Doctor: Si, si. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France.
Marjoribanks: That's 70,000 bulls.
Doctor: Si, si. One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cruising
Marjoribanks: Oh, hello Binn.
Doctor: No, señor. I am the famous Torero from Madrid.
Marjoribanks: You look exactly like our medical officer, Dr Binn.
Doctor: No, Señor. This afternoon I fight 15 bulls.
Marjoribanks: That's an awful lot of bull.
Doctor: Well, my father he breeds the famous fighting bulls, you know. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America.
Marjoribanks: 50,000 bulls?
Doctor: Si, si. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France.
Marjoribanks: That's 70,000 bulls.
Doctor: Si, si. One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cruising
Sam Twist:
Bet you this has something to do with atomic energy.
Miss Cooling: Oh gracious! I do hope you don't finish up in Russia!
Sam Twist: Well if I do, Miss Cooling, I shall behave myself as an ex Corporal of the Pioneer Corps should. Name, rank, number and keep your hand off my shovel, and that's your lot.
Miss Cooling: Don't go! Think of brainwashing.
Sam Twist: [chuckles] How can they wash what isn't there?
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Regardless
Miss Cooling: Oh gracious! I do hope you don't finish up in Russia!
Sam Twist: Well if I do, Miss Cooling, I shall behave myself as an ex Corporal of the Pioneer Corps should. Name, rank, number and keep your hand off my shovel, and that's your lot.
Miss Cooling: Don't go! Think of brainwashing.
Sam Twist: [chuckles] How can they wash what isn't there?
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Regardless
[Hosa comes in with WC marked on his arm]
Hengist Pod: I think someone's making a convenience of you!
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Hengist Pod: I think someone's making a convenience of you!
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
[the guard has just told Hengist that he will be going to the lions]
Hengist Pod: I hope they're a nice family!
Horsa: Eh, Hengist, what he means is that you will be thrown to the lions, in the arena
Hengist Pod: oh, THOSE lions! Yahhh!
[Hengist jumps into Horsa's arms. Horsa puts Hengist down]
Horsa: Don't worry. Head in the mouth, quick snap of the jaws and it'll all be over!
Hengist Pod: Yes, but how am I going to get his head into my mouth?
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Hengist Pod: I hope they're a nice family!
Horsa: Eh, Hengist, what he means is that you will be thrown to the lions, in the arena
Hengist Pod: oh, THOSE lions! Yahhh!
[Hengist jumps into Horsa's arms. Horsa puts Hengist down]
Horsa: Don't worry. Head in the mouth, quick snap of the jaws and it'll all be over!
Hengist Pod: Yes, but how am I going to get his head into my mouth?
--Kenneth Connor (as ) in Carry On Cleo