Prince Arthur Charming: Hey, that's the slipper! Hey, where did you find it?
Kermit the Frog: Well if that dog wants to stay healthy, he'd better stop burying slippers in Splurge's raddish patch. The big fellow wasn't happy.


--Jim Henson (as ) in Hey, Cinderella!

Kermit the Frog: What you want is a girl who doesn't know you. And that's impossible, so why don't you just give up and go back to your gardening?
Prince Arthur Charming: What's the point? I'm a terrible gardener. The only things that grow in this mud are the gerraniums, and they were planted by the people we rented this castle from.
Kermit the Frog: Aw, don't sell yourself short. Those tangerines over there don't look so bad. A little small maybe, but...
Prince Arthur Charming: Those are pumpkins.
Kermit the Frog: Uh huh. You know something?
Prince Arthur Charming: What?
Kermit the Frog: It's lucky you're a prince because you'd never make it as a gardener.


--Jim Henson (as ) in Hey, Cinderella!

Kermit the Frog: You may have noticed that the heroes in this story are all animals, and the villains are all people. I hope none of you take that personally.


--Jim Henson (as ) in The Muppet Musicians of Bremen

Cinderella: Oh Arthur, I still can't believe it!
Prince Arthur Charming: Now what can't you believe?
Cinderella: That all our troubles are over and we're going to live happily ever after.
Kermit the Frog: [to the audience] Ah, I could have solved this whole thing months ago, but who listens to a frog?


--Jim Henson (as ) in Hey, Cinderella!

Cinderella: Wow! That carriage ride was fast! How did you get that thing to run like that?
Kermit the Frog: Oh, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is dangle a radish in front of him.
[turns to the monster]
Kermit the Frog: Radish! Radish!


--Jim Henson (as ) in Hey, Cinderella!