Hysterium:
I live to grovel.
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hysterium:
My father is rolling over in his grave.
Pseudolus: Your father is alive.
Hysterium: This will kill him.
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: Your father is alive.
Hysterium: This will kill him.
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hysterium:
Pseudolus...
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus!
Hysterium: But, Pseudolus...
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus!
Hysterium: But, Pseudolus - !
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus, and I still know where you keep that erotic pottery!
Hysterium: Well, Lycus - all right, Lycus! He's Lycus!
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus!
Hysterium: But, Pseudolus...
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus!
Hysterium: But, Pseudolus - !
Pseudolus: I'm Lycus, and I still know where you keep that erotic pottery!
Hysterium: Well, Lycus - all right, Lycus! He's Lycus!
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus:
Don't you think it's time we started trusting each other?
Hysterium: One of us isn't ready yet.
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hysterium: One of us isn't ready yet.
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus:
We'll need a body. Anybody's body.
Hysterium: Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher?
Pseudolus: He owes me a favor! But he died yesterday.
Hysterium: Uh - what about HIS body?
Pseudolus: Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see... who do we know that's dead?
Hysterium: [sadly] I wish *I* was.
[Pseudolus grins madly at him. As if to say, "Aha! That's it!"]
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hysterium: Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher?
Pseudolus: He owes me a favor! But he died yesterday.
Hysterium: Uh - what about HIS body?
Pseudolus: Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see... who do we know that's dead?
Hysterium: [sadly] I wish *I* was.
[Pseudolus grins madly at him. As if to say, "Aha! That's it!"]
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Pseudolus:
What can happen in an hour or two?
Hysterium: At his age, the mind boggles!
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hysterium: At his age, the mind boggles!
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hero:
Hysterium, this is Philia.
Hysterium: Never mind who she is! Who IS she?
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hysterium: Never mind who she is! Who IS she?
--Jack Gilford (as Hysterium) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
[repeated line]
Mr. Foreman: It's up to you to do the Hah-cha-cha!
--Jack Gilford (as ) in Enter Laughing
Mr. Foreman: It's up to you to do the Hah-cha-cha!
--Jack Gilford (as ) in Enter Laughing