Valerie Stanton:
You'd better have some food. You're going to need all your strength to answer my questions.
Mr. Crouch: Oh, thank you, but I'm on the nine-day diet.
Valerie Stanton: Oh, are you? What day is this?
Mr. Crouch: Wednesday.
--Harry Hayden (as ) in The Velvet Touch
Mr. Crouch: Oh, thank you, but I'm on the nine-day diet.
Valerie Stanton: Oh, are you? What day is this?
Mr. Crouch: Wednesday.
--Harry Hayden (as ) in The Velvet Touch
Town Councilman:
Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.
--Harry Hayden (as Doc Bissell) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.
--Harry Hayden (as Doc Bissell) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Judge Dennis:
[notices that Woodrow is in civilian clothes] Where are the medals?
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Oh, oh, the medals. Well, I just wore those to get off the train. I suppose I shouldn't have.
Doc Bissell: What do you mean you shouldn't have? If all good men wore medals it wouldn't be so hard to tell the good from the bad.
--Harry Hayden (as Doc Bissell) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Oh, oh, the medals. Well, I just wore those to get off the train. I suppose I shouldn't have.
Doc Bissell: What do you mean you shouldn't have? If all good men wore medals it wouldn't be so hard to tell the good from the bad.
--Harry Hayden (as Doc Bissell) in Hail the Conquering Hero
[Woodrow - in his scheme - has just announced that the Marines have called him back]
Judge Dennis: Why don't they leave you here where we need you?
Libby: That's right.
Doc Bissell: That's one of the weaknesses of the military viewpoint: doesn't always recognize the importance of civilians in wartime.
--Harry Hayden (as Doc Bissell) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Judge Dennis: Why don't they leave you here where we need you?
Libby: That's right.
Doc Bissell: That's one of the weaknesses of the military viewpoint: doesn't always recognize the importance of civilians in wartime.
--Harry Hayden (as Doc Bissell) in Hail the Conquering Hero