Bullets: I didn't catch your name, boy.
Frankie: I didn't throw it.
Bullets: That's pretty tacky.
Frankie: I didn't want us to have a language barrier.


--Frankie Avalon (as Frankie) in Beach Blanket Bingo

Craig Gamble: What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?


--Frankie Avalon (as ) in Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

Dave: You know it's funny. There you are, laying there like a loser but yet you've got all the chips in front of you. You busted the game Leander.


--Frankie Avalon (as ) in Fireball 500

Frankie: [as the Rat Pack carry Von Zipper away] Tootie-too, Mouseketeers!


--Frankie Avalon (as Frankie) in Beach Blanket Bingo

Frankie: Baby, I think we associate with a very unstable group.


--Frankie Avalon (as Frankie / Potato Bug) in Bikini Beach

Frankie: I want to talk to you about Delores. I'm Frankie.
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Oh, hi, Frankie. I'm...
Frankie: I know who you are.
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You do?
Frankie: You're the guy that's been cutting in on my time!
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: No, please, just a moment I...
Frankie: You're brainwashing her with your beard!
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Brainwashing her with my beard?
Frankie: Why else would she be crazy about someone like you?
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Now that, I resent.
Frankie: I mean, you're an old man.
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Now just a second. If you're so crazy about Dolores, why are you running around flirting with that Hungarian goulash?
Frankie: Because she's my girl.
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who? Goulash?
Frankie: No, Dolores!
Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Oh, I see now, yes! You're trying to make her jealous. Put her down. Typical Aborigine attitude. I suppose you'd like to drag her off on your surfboard by the roots of her hair.
Frankie: Yes, I would! I love her. Look, I know how you can love her too because she's lovable. But I'm telling you this: I am not gonna let any over aged fuzzy-face take away my girl! Not, if I have anything to do with it, and believe me Mister, I do! By the way, how are you fixed for blades?


--Frankie Avalon (as ) in Beach Party

Frankie: You know, the only thing I've studied this semester is you.
Dolores: Well, I hope you don't flunk.
Frankie: Well, there's always summer school, you know.


--Frankie Avalon (as ) in Beach Party

Rick Baldwin: [upon seeing a mushroom cloud rising from Los Angeles] We've had it, haven't we dad?


--Frankie Avalon (as ) in Panic in Year Zero!

Rick Baldwin: There's nothing like eating under the open sky... even if it is radioactive.


--Frankie Avalon (as ) in Panic in Year Zero!

Flo Banks: Listen, "God" sent for your father.
Darlene Banks: [wails, horrified, thinking Tony has died] Nooooo!
Angie: [a little annoyed] Not THAT God, dope.


--Frankie Avalon (as Angie) in Skidoo