Candy Christian:
But I don't know anything about acting.
Jonathan J. John: Neither does the Grand Canyon, but that doesn't keep anyone from looking at it.
--Enrico Maria Salerno (as Jonathan J. John) in Candy
Jonathan J. John: Neither does the Grand Canyon, but that doesn't keep anyone from looking at it.
--Enrico Maria Salerno (as Jonathan J. John) in Candy
Charlie the cop:
Did you see what happened to the girl in the blue dress?
Jonathan J. John: Who directed it?
--Enrico Maria Salerno (as Jonathan J. John) in Candy
Jonathan J. John: Who directed it?
--Enrico Maria Salerno (as Jonathan J. John) in Candy
Jonathan J. John:
I have now filmed 112 people saying the word 'no'.
--Enrico Maria Salerno (as Jonathan J. John) in Candy
--Enrico Maria Salerno (as Jonathan J. John) in Candy