Clifton Webb

Clifton Webb
(as John Frederick Shadwell)

Woman at Cocktail Party: My husband declares that I was simply born to be a writer. He says if anyone just took a pencil and followed me around, they'd have a novel.
John Frederick Shadwell: My dear lady, I should be delighted to get behind you with a pencil.

Clifton Webb

Clifton Webb
(as John Frederick Shadwell)

John Frederick Shadwell: These girls in love never realize that they should be honestly dishonest instead of being dishonestly honest.

Clifton Webb

Clifton Webb
(as John Frederick Shadwell)

John Frederick Shadwell: Why can't women play the game properly? Everyone knows that in love affairs only the man has the right to lie!

Maggie McNamara

Maggie McNamara
(as Maria Williams)

Maria Williams: A pinch is a pinch in any man's language.

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