Jet Cosgrave: My father told me when I was 21, I'd get the ranch. If the will says something other than that, it's a forgery.
Andrew Devlin: That's a strong accusation! Can you prove it?
Jet Cosgrave: No.
Andrew Devlin: Then I'm afraid there's no legal way for you to get the Circle C.
Jet Cosgrave: I thought you'd say that. A lawyer's opinion. But I'm no lawyer.

Jet Cosgrave: Say, most of these brands you're makin' seem to be The Circle C.
Sam Allen: Well, Circle C's got most of the cattle. The Major don't have much competition these days.
Jet Cosgrave: He has now. I want you to make some irons for me, Sam.
Sam Allen: Sure thing! What brand?
Jet Cosgrave: The Target brand.
[draws a brand almost identical to the Circle C's]
Jet Cosgrave: Like that!
Sam Allen: That brand'll make trouble, son.
Jet Cosgrave: I plan to make a lot of trouble for the Major.

Jet Cosgrave: You come to the wrong place, Major.
Major Linton Cosgrave: So did you, Jet.
Jet Cosgrave: I'll give you five minutes to get out of here.
Major Linton Cosgrave: And I'll give you five seconds to go for your gun.

[eyeing the lovely Alice]
Jet Cosgrave: Colton's a pretty rough town for a lone canary to be loose in.

[Jet tries to help Alice recapture her canary]
Jet Cosgrave: Easy. Don't stampede the livestock.

[when the Kid tries to pull his pistol, Jet knocks him down]
Cal Prince: Take it easy, Kid! You know the Major doesn't want any gunplay around Miss Alice. Get up! Get in the rig.
The Kid: Maybe you'd like to try again some time - when we don't have an audience.
Jet Cosgrave: Any time you say. Only the second show might be a lot funnier. It'd be a shame if nobody saw it.