Bud Abbott
(as Buzz Johnson)
Buzz Johnson:
[to Diana] Allow me to introduce Stanley Livington, one of the world's greatest wild game hunters.
Bud Abbott
(as Buzz Johnson)
Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] I'm going into the cage and you behave yourself. I can't understand why he gets so scared.
Bud Abbott
(as Buzz Johnson)
Bud Abbott
(as Buzz Johnson)
Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] Stanley's a coward, Stanley's a coward. Afraid of a little teeny weeny alligator like that.
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
Buzz Johnson:
I can't understand why you have this terrible fear of animals in you. What is it?
Stanley Livington: When I was a little baby I was scared by my piggy bank.
Buzz Johnson: That's nonsense.
[walks away]
Stanley Livington: [Grabs Buzz] You wanna hear something worse?
Buzz Johnson: What?
Stanley Livington: I was 15 years old before I ate my first animal cracker.
Stanley Livington: When I was a little baby I was scared by my piggy bank.
Buzz Johnson: That's nonsense.
[walks away]
Stanley Livington: [Grabs Buzz] You wanna hear something worse?
Buzz Johnson: What?
Stanley Livington: I was 15 years old before I ate my first animal cracker.
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
Stanley Livington:
[while in Africa] So if I draw the map I can go home?
Buzz Johnson: What do you want to go home for?
Stanley Livington: I forgot something.
Buzz Johnson: What did you forget?
Stanley Livington: I forgot to stay there.
Buzz Johnson: What do you want to go home for?
Stanley Livington: I forgot something.
Buzz Johnson: What did you forget?
Stanley Livington: I forgot to stay there.
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
Stanley Livington:
I'm not afraid of nothing . Not even you. I'm a pretty brave kid. I don't care about kittens. I don't care how big the kittens are.
Bud Abbott
(as Buzz Johnson)
Stanley Livington:
Listen boss, I'm not going along. You've got no right to put me in a thing like that. You're always putting me right in the middle
Buzz Johnson: Don't tell me that. Don't you give me that. No arguments.
Buzz Johnson: Don't tell me that. Don't you give me that. No arguments.
Lou Costello
(as Stanley Livington)
