Otto Preminger

Otto Preminger
(as Oberst von Scherbach)

Oberst Von Scherbach: All right then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on I have a special treat for you. I'll have you all deloused for the holidays and I'll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that.
Otto Preminger

Otto Preminger
(as Oberst von Scherbach)

Oberst Von Scherbach: Curtains would do wonders for this barracks. You will not get them.
Don Taylor

Don Taylor
(as Lt. James Dunbar)

Oberst Von Scherbach: I'm grateful for a little company. I suffer from insomia.
Lt. James Skylar Dunbar: Did you ever try 40 sleeping pills?
Otto Preminger

Otto Preminger
(as Oberst von Scherbach)

Oberst Von Scherbach: Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Sig Ruman

Sig Ruman
(as Sgt. Schulz)

Sgt. Schulz: [amused] You Americans are so *crazy*! That's why I like you!
Sig Ruman

Sig Ruman
(as Sgt. Schulz)

Sgt. Schulz: [on seeing the men wearing Hitler moustaches] Bah! One Fuhrer is enough!
Sig Ruman

Sig Ruman
(as Sgt. Schulz)

Sgt. Schulz: [preparing POWs for an important inspection] The barracks should be schpic, and also schpan!
Don Taylor

Don Taylor
(as Lt. James Dunbar)

Sgt. Schulz: How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
Lt. James Skylar Dunbar: We sort of hope you'd laugh yourselves to death.

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