Marko the Mailman: Are the doors covered?
[the men cover the doors]
Hoffy: Yeah, they're covered.
Marko the Mailman: Okay, Steve, give them the radio.
[Blondie pulls a radio and earphones from under Steve's pant leg]
Marko the Mailman: You can keep it for two days.
Hoffy: Two days? We're supposed to have it for a week.
Marko the Mailman: You're lucky to get it at all! The boys are afraid the Jerries will find it in here. This barracks is jinxed!


--William Pierson (as Marko the Mailman) in Stalag 17

Marko the Mailman: Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.


--William Pierson (as Marko the Mailman) in Stalag 17