Lambda: I love you, Doug, and I must kill you!
Douglas 'Doug' Smith: I love you too Lambda, and I'm not afraid.


--William Phipps (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon

Douglas 'Doug' Smith: I wonder what the folks back home would think if they knew I was having dinner with a beautiful moon woman.


--William Phipps (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon

Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Incidentally, where are your men folk?
Lambda: You're the first man I've ever seen. Ours died off when I was still a child.
Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Gee, it's a lucky thing we came along. Oh, I mean, so you'd know what a man looks like.


--William Phipps (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon

Ted Loring: Ted Loring's my name.
Rocky Lane: From the East, huh?
Ted Loring: Yeah, from... what's it matter where I'm from? I'm headed for God's Country.
Rocky Lane: Yeah? Where's that?
Ted Loring: Texas! The biggest and best part of this country. Where men are men and women are beautiful!


--William Phipps (as ) in Desperadoes of Dodge City

Salvatore: What do we say to them?
Wash Perry: "Welcome to California."


--William Phipps (as Wash Perry) in The War of the Worlds

[last lines]
Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Moon Rocket 4 calling White Sands. Moon Rocket 4 calling White Sands, come in... You hear me, White Sands?
White Sands: What? Who? White Sands to rocket, is that you?
Douglas 'Doug' Smith: Don't blow a gasket, White Sands. We're coming in. Leaving moon at 01:17 your time.
White Sands: Well, what happened?
Douglas 'Doug' Smith: That is a long story. Over to and out.


--William Phipps (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon