Annabella: And I have every limb and organ that a girl should have, except one. I no longer have a shoulder to weep on. A Polish gentleman wore it away with his tears.


--Wendy Craig (as ) in The Mind Benders

Susan: Barrett, come here. Do you use deodorant?


--Wendy Craig (as ) in The Servant

Susan: What do you want from this house?
Hugo Barrett: Want?
Susan: Yes. Want.
Hugo Barrett: I'm just the servant, miss.
Susan: Get my lunch.


--Wendy Craig (as ) in The Servant

Joey Fane: I can make a hangman's knot.
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: That's enough, Joey.


--Wendy Craig (as Virginia 'Virgie' Fane) in The Nanny

Joey Fane: I don't want to be moved out of this room.
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: I'll have to talk to your father about that.
Joey Fane: Don't tell him, please...
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: I must.
Joey Fane: If you tell him, I'll do something!
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: [startled] What will you do?


--Wendy Craig (as Virginia 'Virgie' Fane) in The Nanny

Joey Fane: Is Aunt Pen ill?
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: Yes, she had traumatic fever as a baby. Left her with a weak heart.
Joey Fane: You mean if she got scared or something, she could just fall down dead?
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: Yes.
Joey Fane: Has *she* got a weak heart?
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: Who? If you mean Nanny, say so, is that who you mean?
Joey Fane: Yes.
Virginia 'Virgie' Fane: No, she's as healthy as a horse.


--Wendy Craig (as Virginia 'Virgie' Fane) in The Nanny

Tony: By the way I've got to tell you. I've found a male servant.
Susan: [laughing] A what?


--Wendy Craig (as ) in The Servant