Suki Yaki:
I managed to find this dress in there, but not a stitch of underwear.
Phil Moscowitz: No underwear? I find that very interesting.
Suki Yaki: Don't excite yourself. I never sleep with a man who owns a dress.
Phil Moscowitz: Oh, neither do I. I feel exactly the same way.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz: No underwear? I find that very interesting.
Suki Yaki: Don't excite yourself. I never sleep with a man who owns a dress.
Phil Moscowitz: Oh, neither do I. I feel exactly the same way.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz:
[repeated line, sung in a tenor voice] Love has found me,/And I have found the way!
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz:
Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz:
No bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz:
Nothing much to report... oh, somebody tried to shoot me just before the opening credits.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz:
Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Take this! And this! Roman cow! Russian snake! Spanish fly!Anglo-Saxon Hun!
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz:
Shepherd Wong! You'd never guess I have no pants on!
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Tatsuo Iwabuchi:
[to Nishi about his father who is cooking barbeque wearing an apron] He hardly looks the part of a bad guy.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as ) in The Bad Sleep Well
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as ) in The Bad Sleep Well
Cab Driver:
[Phil tells him to take him to the kidnappers] Did you say "kidnap"?
Phil Moscowitz: Yeah, that's right.
Cab Driver: All right, but first it's time for a little sight seeing. Coming up on your right is the world-reknowned factory where the broken Japanese toys are made.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz: Yeah, that's right.
Cab Driver: All right, but first it's time for a little sight seeing. Coming up on your right is the world-reknowned factory where the broken Japanese toys are made.
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
High Macha Of Rashpur:
[displaying a printed floor plan] This is Shepherd Wong's home.
Phil Moscowitz: He lives in that piece of paper?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Phil Moscowitz: He lives in that piece of paper?
--Tatsuya Mihashi (as Phil Moscowitz) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
