Shepherd Wong:
[reviewing a lineup of girls in his harem, each elevated on pedestals and visible on camera from the waist down] Loin, flank, sirloin. Why, this is the best shipment of meat we've had this year!
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Shepherd Wong:
I didn't order any fumigation! It's Wing Fool, you fat! I mean... it's Wing Fat, you fool!
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Shepherd Wong:
I'm dying. Call my rabbi.
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Shepherd Wong:
That's too bad. I was going to marry her. I already put a deposit on twin cemetery plots.
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Shepherd Wong:
You interupt Shepherd Wong? That's the thing to do?
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Shepherd Wong:
You want egg salad, I'll give you egg salad! Did you bring the mayonnaise?
Suki Yaki: Mayonnaise?
Shepherd Wong: I told you to take a jar!
Suki Yaki: Boy is he weird.
Shepherd Wong: Oh, nevermind. If there's none on board, forget it. We'll use Miracle Whip. Heee-yee-hee-hee-ha-ha!
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Suki Yaki: Mayonnaise?
Shepherd Wong: I told you to take a jar!
Suki Yaki: Boy is he weird.
Shepherd Wong: Oh, nevermind. If there's none on board, forget it. We'll use Miracle Whip. Heee-yee-hee-hee-ha-ha!
--Tadao Nakamaru (as Shepherd Wong) in What's Up, Tiger Lily?