Robot #11: I declare! There's something about you that makes my little ol' heart go flippity, flippity! It's amazing.
Craig Gamble: And you're amazing. Mind if I sit down?
Robot #11: Reckon I'd swoom if you would... Mr. Armstrong.
Craig Gamble: No, no, my name is Gamble. Craig Gamble.
Robot #11: Aw, you're funning with me. I just know you're Todd Armstrong.
Craig Gamble: No, I tell you my name is Craig Gamble. I'm with Secret Intelligence Command. What's your name, beautiful?
Robot #11: Diane.
Craig Gamble: Is something in your eye?
Robot #11: Mmm hmm. Little ol' you. Reckon I'm taking care of you from now on, sweetie.
Craig Gamble: I already got a mother.
Robot #11: Silly boy, not like a mother.
Craig Gamble: A sister?
Robot #11: Keep talking.
Craig Gamble: What else is there?
Robot #11: You've reached voting age and you all don't know what else?
Craig Gamble: [Clears his throat] Well, well I...
Robot #11: How would you like to kiss me? I just adore being kissed. In fact I'm just sensationable?


--Salli Sachse (as ) in Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine