Rusty Joslin: Boy, what a country! Even the soldiers are crooks.
Stony Brooke: The only honest man around here is a bandit.


--Robert Livingston (as ) in The Kansas Terrors

Commandante Sebastian Golle: What's she want here?
Don Diego Vega: For breakfast, a priest to bury her father. For lunch, Zorro's head on a pikestaff.
Commandante Sebastian Golle: She does, eh? Thinks she can give me orders? I'll get my hands on her and govern her with a lash.
Don Diego Vega: Bravo. There's no more bracing treat than beating women. Of course, it will cost you your head.
Commandante Sebastian Golle: Oh, what?
Don Diego Vega: The queen is her aunt. And the queen hates having her nieces flogged by the soldiery.


--Robert Livingston (as ) in The Bold Caballero

Don Diego Vega: Father, the day we've prayed and planned for is at hand. Never again will the peóns be enslaved for taxes.
The Priest: Our God be praised.
Don Diego Vega: The commandante's rule is over. We have a most wise, a most lovely, and a most beautifully spoiled governor.


--Robert Livingston (as ) in The Bold Caballero

Don Diego Vega: If this be the governor, then angels have turned politicians.


--Robert Livingston (as ) in The Bold Caballero