Ed (editor): McCoy! Billy, kill that story about the Republican Convention in Chicago and take this down: "The Ringo Kid was killed on Main Street in Lordsburg tonight. And among the additional dead were..." Leave that blank for a spell.
McCoy, typesetter: I didn't hear any shootin', Ed.
Ed (editor): You will, Billy, you will.


--Robert Homans (as Ed) in Stagecoach

Pop - Doorman: Say, maybe if you'd had a horse under ya' over there in North Africa instead of one of them there tanks, you wouldn't have got shot up the way you was and sent home... Where'd it get ya', Danny?
Danny McGuire: In Libya.
Pop - Doorman: Well, it don't show a bit.


--Robert Homans (as Pop) in Cover Girl

[Jonny drags Anne off the train yet again]
Railway Porter: Lady, the next time you ain't goin' no place, why don't you take a plane!


--Robert Homans (as Railway Conductor) in It Started with Eve