Lt. Cmdr Matt T. Serman:
Sir, Sea Tiger was built to fight. She deserves a better epitaph than 'Commissioned 1940, sunk 1941, engagements none, shots fired none.' Now, you can't let it go that way. That's like a beautiful woman dying an old maid, if you know what I mean by old maid.
Capt. J.B. Henderson: Did you ever sell used cars?
lt. Cmdr. Matt T.Sherman: No, Sir.
Capt. J.B. Henderson: I've got a hunch you missed your calling.
--Robert F. Simon (as Capt. J.B. Henderson) in Operation Petticoat
Capt. J.B. Henderson: Did you ever sell used cars?
lt. Cmdr. Matt T.Sherman: No, Sir.
Capt. J.B. Henderson: I've got a hunch you missed your calling.
--Robert F. Simon (as Capt. J.B. Henderson) in Operation Petticoat
Steve Sherman:
Besides it's your fault Mr. Chalmers, remember that 'Welcome to Los Angeles' party at your house ? That's where I met that blonde. To tell you the truth I don't even know her name.
Bertram Chalmers, Sherman's Boss: It's Mrs. Chalmers.
--Robert F. Simon (as Bertram Chalmers, Sherman's Boss) in A New Kind of Love
Bertram Chalmers, Sherman's Boss: It's Mrs. Chalmers.
--Robert F. Simon (as Bertram Chalmers, Sherman's Boss) in A New Kind of Love
General Alfred Terry:
Blast it, the girl's no better at taking orders than you are!
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in The Legend of Custer
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in The Legend of Custer
General Alfred Terry:
For the record, I don't like you. You're too sure of yourself, too much your own man.
Custer: Then why did you bring me back?
General Alfred Terry: Because, by the Almighty, you're a soldier. There's another kind of war brewing out here on the frontier. We're going to need every trained man we can get.
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in The Legend of Custer
Custer: Then why did you bring me back?
General Alfred Terry: Because, by the Almighty, you're a soldier. There's another kind of war brewing out here on the frontier. We're going to need every trained man we can get.
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in The Legend of Custer
General Alfred Terry:
I want you to take a close look at your new command - the scum of the Earth. No enlisted man in uniform can be arrested or tried for any civil offense. That makes the Army a hideout for thieves, renegades, murderers... throw in a few foreign immigrants, professional soldiers and ex-Confederates and that's what's become of your glorious Seventh.
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in The Legend of Custer
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in The Legend of Custer
Insp. Nicholas Foley:
[to a beaten-up Dixon] Look at ya! You're all bummed up like a barrelhouse vag!
--Robert F. Simon (as Insp. Nicholas Foley) in Where the Sidewalk Ends
--Robert F. Simon (as Insp. Nicholas Foley) in Where the Sidewalk Ends
Jeff Mantz:
Take a good look, Little Big Man! Make up your mind. You'll see plenty more blood spilled for a long time to come... until the country becomes civilized.
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in Chief Crazy Horse
--Robert F. Simon (as ) in Chief Crazy Horse
[part of the corrugated iron wall of the Admiral's office has vanished]
Capt. J.B. Henderson: Mr. Sherman, I want my wall back!
Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: I'm not sure that we have it, Sir!
Capt. J.B. Henderson: You must have it! You've got everything else!
--Robert F. Simon (as Capt. J.B. Henderson) in Operation Petticoat
Capt. J.B. Henderson: Mr. Sherman, I want my wall back!
Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman: I'm not sure that we have it, Sir!
Capt. J.B. Henderson: You must have it! You've got everything else!
--Robert F. Simon (as Capt. J.B. Henderson) in Operation Petticoat
[to Detective Dixon]
Insp. Nicholas Foley: Your job is to detect criminals, not to punish them.
--Robert F. Simon (as Insp. Nicholas Foley) in Where the Sidewalk Ends
Insp. Nicholas Foley: Your job is to detect criminals, not to punish them.
--Robert F. Simon (as Insp. Nicholas Foley) in Where the Sidewalk Ends