Garth: Got your rump in two saddles at once, huh? Aren't you spreadin' your influence a little too far?


--Richard Shannon (as ) in Cattle Empire

John Cord: Keep your herd pointed due East. You should hit Horse Thief Creek in about ten days.
Garth: Where are you taking them?
John Cord: Northeast.
Garth: The Dismal River... it's bone dry, isn't it?
John Cord: No. They'll be able to smell it. It's too thin to plow and too thick to drink.
Garth: Those cows will go berzerk.


--Richard Shannon (as ) in Cattle Empire

[Susan and the General enter the ballroom to find two rows of soldiers forming a path to the stage]
Bob Wallace: [Steping up to the General and saluting] Troops ready for inspection, sir!
Joe, Adjutant Captain: [Leaning toward the General] Just routine, sir.


--Richard Shannon (as Joe, Adjutant Captain) in White Christmas