Destry

Destry

Bartender: Are you going to take over the whole job now?
Tom Destry: What job?
Bartender: Well, Rags was just in here and traded this
[his sheriff's badge]
Bartender: for a jug. I guess he figured it was better to be a first-rate drunk than a second-rate sheriff.


--Ralph Peters (as ) in Destry

Six-Gun Rhythm

Six-Gun Rhythm

Spud Donovan: I've heard of razorback hogs before, but I've never heard of razorback horses.


--Ralph Peters (as ) in Six-Gun Rhythm

Six-Gun Rhythm

Six-Gun Rhythm

[Spud is riding a horse for the first time]
Tex Fletcher: Well, how are you makin' out?
Spud Donovan: I've got blisters where I've never had blisters before.
Tex Fletcher: Aw, keep your chin up.
Spud Donovan: It ain't my chin that's botherin' me. That horse trader sold me a rock crusher instead of a cayuse.


--Ralph Peters (as ) in Six-Gun Rhythm

Six-Gun Rhythm

Six-Gun Rhythm

[Spud tumbles out of the saddle after pulling his horse up sharply]
Lem Baker: Say, do you always get off a horse thataway?
Spud Donovan: No, only when I dismount.


--Ralph Peters (as ) in Six-Gun Rhythm

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