Lieutenant John Harper: It was a saucer.
Patrolman Larry: A flying saucer? What makes you say that?
Lieutenant John Harper: You remember the noise we heard the other night?
Patrolman Larry: We were knocked to the ground, how could I forget?
Lieutenant John Harper: Exactly, but you're not remembering that sound.
Patrolman Larry: There you're wrong, Lieutenant. I'm with a fact the sound is similar, but what about the blinding light?
Lieutenant John Harper: Well haven't you heard? Many times a saucer hasn't had a glow, or a light of any kind for that matter.
Patrolman Larry: That proves it! What next Lietenant?


--Paul Marco (as Patrolman Kelton) in Plan 9 from Outer Space

Lieutenant John Harper: Kelton, Get down there and check it out?
Patrolman Kelton: Well, how do I do that sir?
Lieutenant John Harper: By going down there and checking it out!
Patrolman Kelton: Aww, why do I always get the spook details?


--Paul Marco (as Patrolman Kelton) in Plan 9 from Outer Space

Patrolman Kelton: ...From all I've seen tonight, guns won't do any good. Clay's dead, and we buried him. How are we gonna kill someone who's already dead? *Dead*! And yet there he stands!


--Paul Marco (as Patrolman Kelton) in Plan 9 from Outer Space

Patrolman Larry: Well, that's why you're a detective, Lieutenant, and I'm still a uniformed officer.


--Paul Marco (as Patrolman Kelton) in Plan 9 from Outer Space