Commissioner Sir Charles Braithwaite:
[clutching a bottle of wine just ruined by Clouseau] I've nursed this bottle since Dunkirk.
--Patrick Cargill (as ) in Inspector Clouseau
--Patrick Cargill (as ) in Inspector Clouseau
Superintendent:
[cowering under his desk] There's a strong case for arming the police. We aren't all masochists, you know.
--Patrick Cargill (as Superintendent) in Help!
--Patrick Cargill (as Superintendent) in Help!