Dr. Mike Rhodes:
Thank you very much.
Walter 'Wichita' Garrett: Well, I hope to see you again sometime.
Undertaker: I'm sure you will!
[Garrett does a reactive 'take.']
--Olin Howland (as Undertaker) in The Return of Doctor X
Walter 'Wichita' Garrett: Well, I hope to see you again sometime.
Undertaker: I'm sure you will!
[Garrett does a reactive 'take.']
--Olin Howland (as Undertaker) in The Return of Doctor X
Sunset Carson:
Look, Dead Eye, this is my chance to talk to Loder. Bring your potatoes around to the front of the barn and keep watch. If anyone comes, whistle.
Dead Eye: What do I whistle?
Sunset Carson: Anything.
Dead Eye: I don't know it.
Sunset Carson: You don't know what?
Dead Eye: "Anything."
Sunset Carson: [exasperated] That, I know.
Dead Eye: Oh, you know it? How's it go?
--Olin Howland (as ) in Santa Fe Saddlemates
Dead Eye: What do I whistle?
Sunset Carson: Anything.
Dead Eye: I don't know it.
Sunset Carson: You don't know what?
Dead Eye: "Anything."
Sunset Carson: [exasperated] That, I know.
Dead Eye: Oh, you know it? How's it go?
--Olin Howland (as ) in Santa Fe Saddlemates
Bradley:
So that's Quirt Evans. He's quite a man with the gals. He's closed the eyes of many a man... and opened the eyes of many a woman.
--Olin Howland (as Bradley) in Angel and the Badman
--Olin Howland (as Bradley) in Angel and the Badman
Chief Jonathan Meek:
First case I ever covered where they had the butler show you the body.
Phillips, the Butler: Follow me.
Chief Jonathan Meek: [awed by the size of the house] If I owned this, I'd subdivide it.
Coroner Tim Larson: What a beautiful funeral parlor this would make!
Chief Jonathan Meek: Make a better courthouse.
--Olin Howland (as ) in The Man Who Wouldn't Die
Phillips, the Butler: Follow me.
Chief Jonathan Meek: [awed by the size of the house] If I owned this, I'd subdivide it.
Coroner Tim Larson: What a beautiful funeral parlor this would make!
Chief Jonathan Meek: Make a better courthouse.
--Olin Howland (as ) in The Man Who Wouldn't Die
Coroner Wilbur Strong:
His end of telephone conversation in a restaurant: "Yes, this is the coroner... I will? Over my dead bodies... Well, I can't help you looked all afternoon, I'm at an important meeting of the International Committee for the Elimination of Starvation... All right, but I want you gentlemen to remember one statement, made in my official capacity: 'I'll be seein' ya.'"
--Olin Howland (as ) in The Case of the Curious Bride
--Olin Howland (as ) in The Case of the Curious Bride
Jensen:
General, I'll make a deal with you. You make me a sergeant and charge the booze and I'll enlist. Make me a sergeant! Charge the booze! Make me a sergeant and charge the booze!
--Olin Howland (as ) in Them!
--Olin Howland (as ) in Them!
[examining his pants, which have had a hole burned in the seat]
Dead Eye: Guess I burnt my britches behind me.
--Olin Howland (as ) in Santa Fe Saddlemates
Dead Eye: Guess I burnt my britches behind me.
--Olin Howland (as ) in Santa Fe Saddlemates
[Pinky introduces himself to the new "marshal"]
Pinky Snyder: Pinky Snyder - M.D., D.V.M. and D.V.G., P.D.Q. and C.O.D., and T.N.T.
McCord: Why, whittled down to size, that sounds like a pill peddler.
Pinky Snyder: Shucks, how'd you guess?
--Olin Howland (as ) in Sheriff of Cimarron
Pinky Snyder: Pinky Snyder - M.D., D.V.M. and D.V.G., P.D.Q. and C.O.D., and T.N.T.
McCord: Why, whittled down to size, that sounds like a pill peddler.
Pinky Snyder: Shucks, how'd you guess?
--Olin Howland (as ) in Sheriff of Cimarron