Migrant truck driver: [after barreling down a hill and stuff flies off the truck] I've said it before and I'll say it again, I didn't want to move to California.


--Nick Stewart (as Migrant Truck Driver) in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Prof. Hopkins: Do you know what zombies are?
Mike Streger: No, I don't.
Jerry Miles: I'm not too sure.
Prof. Hopkins: They are the living dead!
Worthington: [Panicking] Oh, me, oh, my!
Prof. Hopkins: Worthington, come back here!
Worthington: Then please don't say that livin' dead stuff, boss. I'm one of the livin' livin', but you givin' me the feelin' that if I stayed here, I'm goin' to be one of the dead dead.


--Nick Stewart (as ) in Zombies on Broadway