Moustache:
Life is total war my friend... nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector.
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
Moustache:
Shows you the kind of world we live in. Love is illegal - but not hate. That you can do anywhere, anytime, to anybody. But if you want a little warmth, a little tenderness, a shoulder to cry on, a smile to cuddle up with, you have to hide in dark corners, like a criminal. Pfui.
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
Moustache:
To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
Mr. Albert Dussell:
Stop it! Let's be happy.
--Lou Jacobi (as Mr. Hans Van Daan) in The Diary of Anne Frank
--Lou Jacobi (as Mr. Hans Van Daan) in The Diary of Anne Frank
Mr. Albert Dussell:
You're spoiling the whole invasion!
--Lou Jacobi (as Mr. Hans Van Daan) in The Diary of Anne Frank
--Lou Jacobi (as Mr. Hans Van Daan) in The Diary of Anne Frank
Nestor Patou:
Why don't we just tell him the truth?
Moustache: The truth? That's dynamite.
Nestor Patou: But I'm innocent.
Moustache: The jails are full with innocent people because they told the truth.
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
Moustache: The truth? That's dynamite.
Nestor Patou: But I'm innocent.
Moustache: The jails are full with innocent people because they told the truth.
--Lou Jacobi (as Moustache) in Irma la Douce
Anne Frank:
I've never heard grownups quarrel before
Mr. Hans Van Daan: It's not a quarrel, it's a discussion. And I've never heard children so rude before.
--Lou Jacobi (as Mr. Hans Van Daan) in The Diary of Anne Frank
Mr. Hans Van Daan: It's not a quarrel, it's a discussion. And I've never heard children so rude before.
--Lou Jacobi (as Mr. Hans Van Daan) in The Diary of Anne Frank