Sir Herbert: [pleads with Laurence, the ship's doctor] If you could please just give me some tranquilizers...
Laurence Faggot: Escape into drugs? Mask your fears in an artificial fog? Oh, surely you can't be serious.
Sir Herbert: Oh, well... give me some decent English aspirin!
Laurence Faggot: [pulls out a lit marijuana joint] Here, Sir Herb, try this. It's just what the doctor ordered.
Sir Herbert: What is it?
Laurence Faggot: It's cannabis, Sir Herb.
[inhales, then, choked]
Laurence Faggot: It'll tighten your wig.


--Leonard Frey (as Laurence Faggot) in The Magic Christian