North Dakota Pete:
Old Pete's got ideas... and those that ain't vile, are foul.
--Len Lesser (as North Dakota Pete) in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini
--Len Lesser (as North Dakota Pete) in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini
North Dakota Pete:
When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?
Eric Von Zipper: Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete: No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.
--Len Lesser (as North Dakota Pete) in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini
Eric Von Zipper: Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete: No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.
--Len Lesser (as North Dakota Pete) in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini