Doctor Roberts: [talking to Dawn and Alex at the LA Free Clinic, thinking both have VD] 400 of you kids every week. 3 part-time doctors. It's impossible. Okay, which one of you guys goes first?
[Alexander unbuckles his pants to get a shot in the ass]
Doctor Roberts: 8 years of study. I have not one case of mastoids or thrombosis. All I get are 12 year-old pregnants and exotic forms of VD.
[shoots Alex in the ass with needle, then turns to Dawn]
Doctor Roberts: And now for the culprit. Syphilis or Gonorrhea?
[Dawn looks shocked]
Alexander: She needs penicillin.
Doctor Roberts: What she needs is a slap in the fanny. Listen. I don't want you two going near each other until you are cured, you understand?
Alexander: [impatiently] Are you gonna' give her the shot or not?
Dawn Wetherby: I have the flu! Just the flu!
Doctor Roberts: [laughs] I don't know if I remember a cure for that.
Alexander: Penicillin?


--Leigh McCloskey (as ) in Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway

Dawn Wetherby: [after Alexander offers Dawn a mint at the LA Free Clinic] Is my breath awful?
Alexander: Probably.
Dawn Wetherby: Oh, well, Gypsies never brush.
Alexander: Gypsies don't have teeth.


--Leigh McCloskey (as ) in Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway