Milly Carson: [reacting to Laurie's stopping the car by the side of a deserted road] What's this for - as if I didn't know?
Laurie: How is it dames always know what's on a guy's mind before he knows himself?


--Leif Erickson (as ) in Night Monster

Kamar: [to Captain of the Guard] Son of infamy! Every bone in your body shall be broken if you continue to defy me!


--Leif Erickson (as Kamar) in Arabian Nights

U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby: Well, I lose my bet!
Blayde Hollister: What bet?
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby: With myself. I thought that once you started serving your country, you...
Blayde Hollister: I have no country!
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby: And you call me foreigner!
Blayde Hollister: You and all blue bellies!
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby: We washed your gray and hung it out to dry!
Blayde Hollister: Not mine, Yankee! If you wanna try, just send for that Gettysburg brother of yours!
U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby: He's still at Gettysburg.


--Leif Erickson (as ) in Dallas

Joe: [brushing Pete's clothes off immediately after his fistfight with Steve] Please, Mister Pete, don't go gettin' yourself all riled up over things. Besides, Mister Steve and Miss Julie, they gotta play performances here.
Pete: Yeah? Well I know a thing or two; we'll see how many performances they play in this town!


--Leif Erickson (as Pete) in Show Boat

Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller: Hey, don't you believe in knocking?
Joe Lean: How do you knock on a tent?


--Leif Erickson (as Joe Lean) in Roustabout