Tia Zorina: It is as I foretold. Gwangi has killed Carlos just as he killed his brother, Miguel.
Tuck: Well, how d'ya know that?
Tia Zorina: In a dream I saw it...the great jaws snapping, the riderless horse. He was doomed and so will you be doomed ALL OF YOU unless the evil one is set free!
Professor Bromley: Balderedash, my good woman, balderdash! He's no more evil than an alligator. The only thing evil about him are his jaws. Spells? He can cast no spells.


--Laurence Naismith (as ) in The Valley of Gwangi

Lope: What kind of bird is it, professor?
Professor Bromley: Oh, no bird...a giant pterydactyl...a flying reptile. It's been extinct for over 50 million years.
T.J.: Then what is it doing here?
Professor Bromley: Precisely...what is it doing here?


--Laurence Naismith (as ) in The Valley of Gwangi

King Arthur as a Boy: What's the best thing for being sad?
Merlyn: The best thing for being sad is to learn something.


--Laurence Naismith (as Merlyn) in Camelot

King Arthur: But even the thought, "I'm not thinking a thought" is thinking, isn't it?
Merlyn: Yes, and thinking is the sort of thing you should get into the habit of doing as often as possible.


--Laurence Naismith (as Merlyn) in Camelot

Doctor Willers: It's not a matter of belief its a matter of fact!


--Laurence Naismith (as Doctor Willers) in Village of the Damned

Professor Bromley: Don't you see...we must follow the gypsy trail to the forbidden valley because where there is one Eohippus there must be others. At least two, the sire and the mare, possibly more. Just think what you and Miss Breckenridge could do with a dozen Eohippi?


--Laurence Naismith (as ) in The Valley of Gwangi

Professor Bromley: I'm prepared to pay a guide handsomely.
Tia Zorina: To lead to you the forbidden valley? No, not for all the gold in the world.
Tuck: What's this forbidden valley?
Tia Zorina: From there came the little horse and until he is returned a great evil will fall upon us.
Professor Bromley: Rubbish!
Tia Zorina: I tell you, unless the little horse is returned we shall all suffer the curse of hell.
Professor Bromley: Superstitious clap-trap! There's nothing hocus-pocus about that little horse. Don't you realise, we've discovered a living specimen of the Eohippus.
Tuck: What, you mean that thing really is an Eohippus?
Professor Bromley: Of course!...well, naturally we'd have to prove it by scientific research.


--Laurence Naismith (as ) in The Valley of Gwangi

Professor Bromley: In the name of world science I beg you...I implore you to think again.
Tuck: Later, professor, we've got a show to put on.
Professor Bromley: A show! A show! But it's disgraceful to think of putting this fabulous creature on display in a cheap circus.
T.J.: We can do what we like with Gwangi. He's our property.
Professor Bromley: He belongs to us all, to mankind, to scientific research.
Tuck: Easy, professor.
T.J.: You can do your research in the time we give you. You can follow us on our world tour.
Professor: You must be mad...raving mad. World tour? We'll see what The Royal Society has to say about this.


--Laurence Naismith (as ) in The Valley of Gwangi

Professor Bromley: This circle of mountains, jagged peaks, steep cliffs, could be the perfect barrier against man and the elements.
Tuck: No wonder they call it the forbidden valley.
Professor Bromley: Yes, it might be the answer to many things. We shall soon see, Mr Kirby.


--Laurence Naismith (as ) in The Valley of Gwangi

[first lines]
A Knight: The rules of battle are not for Lancelot Du Lac, Your Majesty! Let us attack now while they sleep!
King Arthur: [firmly] We will attack when I give the command - at dawn.
[the knight leaves, and Arthur begins to talk to himself]
King Arthur: Oh, Merlyn, Merlyn, why is Ginny in that castle, behind walls I cannot enter? How did I blunder into this agonizing absurdity? Where did I stumble? How did I go wrong? Should I not have loved her?
[sighs]
King Arthur: Then I should not have been born! Oh, Merlyn, I haven't got much time. Within an inch of sunlight, the arrows begin to fly. If I am to die in battle, please, please do not let me die bewildered!
Merlyn: [voice only, far off in the distance] Think back, Arthur! Think back!


--Laurence Naismith (as Merlyn) in Camelot