Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alice: Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?
Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: [alarmed] Why is a what?
March Hare: Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!
Alice: But it's your silly riddle. You just said...
Mad Hatter: Easy, don't get excited!
March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?
Alice: "Have a cup of tea," indeed! Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: [after eating a mushroom] I'm tired of being only three inches high.
[suddenly grows out of control]
Alice: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: Better read it first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: Curiosity often leads to trouble.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: Curiouser and curiouser.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.


--Kathryn Beaumont (as Alice) in Alice in Wonderland