Doorknob: D'ooooh!
Alice: Oh! I beg your pardon...
Doorknob: Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn.
Alice: You see, I was chasing this...
Doorknob: Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn? Since one good turn deserves another, what can I do for you?


--Joseph Kearns (as Doorknob) in Alice in Wonderland

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.


--Joseph Kearns (as Doorknob) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: [drinks from bottle] Mmm... tastes like cherry tart.
[shrinks down]
Alice: Grapefruit.
[shrinks down]
Alice: Pineapple.
[shrinks down]
Alice: Roast turkey.
[now at minimum size]
Alice: Goodness! What did I do?
Doorknob: You almost went out like a candle!
Alice: Why, look! I'm just the right size!
Doorknob: No use. I forgot to tell you. I'm locked!
Alice: Oh no!
Doorknob: But of course, you've got the key, so...
Alice: What key?
Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there!


--Joseph Kearns (as Doorknob) in Alice in Wonderland

Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.


--Joseph Kearns (as Doorknob) in Alice in Wonderland