Judge Holmes: Buck, eh? That's a swell name. They used to call me "Stinky." You know why?
Robert 'Buck' Murphy: I guess so.
Judge Holmes: Well, I certainly led with my chin that time.


--Jonathan Hale (as ) in The Devil is a Sissy

Second Train Conductor: Tickets, please.
Bridget 'Brig' Hilton: Conductor, can't we do anything to get this train going?
Second Train Conductor: I wish we could, but those supply trains have the right-of-way.
Bridget 'Brig' Hilton: But we're going to meet my Pop! He's in the Army, and if this train is late, we may not see him before he leaves!
Second Train Conductor: Don't you think those tanks had better get through if you want him to come back?


--Jonathan Hale (as Second Train Conductor) in Since You Went Away