Santa Claus:
Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course.
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Kimar:
How are you feeling today? Tired?
Santa Claus: Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus: Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Kimar:
Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.
Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo...
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo...
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh]
Santa Claus: No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus: No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.
--John Call (as ) in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians