Stanley Windrush: Wherever you look, it's a case of "Blow you, Jack, I'm all right".


--Ian Carmichael (as Stanley Windrush) in I'm All Right Jack

Bertram Tracepurcel: Mr Chairman, I do think that we all ought to try to deal with each other fairly.
Stanley Windrush: Don't you fall for that soft soap, Mr Muggeridge. When a deal's fair for Uncle Bertie, you can bet your life it's a wet and windy one for the rest of us.


--Ian Carmichael (as Stanley Windrush) in I'm All Right Jack

Fred Kite: My daughter, Cynthia. She works 'ere, spindle polishing.
Stanley Windrush: Oh, really? That room you were talking about just now. Perhaps I could pop round and have a look at it.


--Ian Carmichael (as Stanley Windrush) in I'm All Right Jack

Fred Kite: My politics is a matter between my conscience and the ballot box...
Stanley Windrush: Your politics - to each according to his needs, from each as little as he can get away with. And no overtime except on Sundays, at double the rate. That's a damn fine way to build a new Jerusalem.


--Ian Carmichael (as Stanley Windrush) in I'm All Right Jack

[in an induction programme at the Detto detergent factory]
Stanley Windrush: It might interest you to know, Sir, that I have a great aunt who tried Frisko once and she came out in an appalling rash.
Detto Executive: Is that so? It may interest you to know that my babies' napkins have always been washed in Frisko and that no child has shown a sign of a spot since birth.
Stanley Windrush: Oh. Of course, my aunt's rash was on her arm.


--Ian Carmichael (as Stanley Windrush) in I'm All Right Jack

[Tracepurcel is giving a motivational speech at a works canteen meeting]
Cynthia Kite: [bored expression] What's 'e on about, Stan?
Stanley Windrush: Commercial intercourse with foreigners.
[Cynthia's eyes light up and she chews gum faster]


--Ian Carmichael (as Stanley Windrush) in I'm All Right Jack