Gopher: First thing to be done is to get rid of that bear. He's gumming up the whole project.
Owl: Dash it all, he *is* the project!


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree

Piglet: Oh, Owl. I don't mean to c-c-complain, but I'm afraid, I'm scared.
Owl: Now, now, Piglet, Chin up and all that sort of thing. A rescue's being thought of. Be brave, little Piglet!
Piglet: It's awfully hard to be b-b-b-b-brave when you're such a small animal.
Owl: Then to divert your small mind from your unfortunate predicament, I shall tell you an amusing anectdote.
[Piglet sees a waterfall they're about to approach as Owl clears his throat]
Owl: It concerns a distant cousin of mine who was so frightened during a flood that he...
Piglet: I beg your pardon, Owl, but I th-th-th-think we coming to a fatterfall... a flutterfall... a very big waterfall!
Owl: Please, no interruptions.


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day

Eeyore: W-O-L, that spells owl.
Owl: Bless my soul, so it does.


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day

Owl: Blast it all.
Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.
Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.
Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.
Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh.


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree

Owl: Good! That gives me time to talk about my Uncle Clyde, a very independent barn owl who didn't give a hoot for tradition. He became enamoured of a pussycat and went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day

Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.
Piglet: I'll remember this one, too.
Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.
Winnie the Pooh: [muffled, with a honey pot in his face] Thank you, Piglet.
Owl: You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt, that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Whoooooooo!
[his dishes crash on him as his house crashes to earth]


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day

Owl: Well, if it isn't Pooh Bear.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, hello, Owl.
Owl: Splendid day to be up and about one's business, eh?
[Notices Pooh is stuck on Rabbit's door]
Owl: I say, are you stuck?
Winnie the Pooh: No, just resting, and thinking, and humming to myself.
[Hums]
Owl: You, sir, are stuck. A wedged bear in a great tightness. In a word, irremovable.


--Hal Smith (as ) in Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree