Cal Bruce: Someday, I'm going to take a ten pound sledge to that pipe... and I hope it's in your mouth when I do.
Smokestack: I've been waiting for you to try that for twenty-two years, you miserable Irish polecat.
Cal Bruce: You're fired!
Smokestack: Ha!
Smokestack, Barbara Bruce: You can't fire me, I quit two hours ago!


--Eve Miller (as Barbara Bruce) in Kansas Pacific