Renard:
[Writhing and moaning in pain on the floor with a bullet wound on him] Uh!
Eric Simpson: Pardon?
--Eric Morecambe (as ) in That Riviera Touch
Eric Simpson: Pardon?
--Eric Morecambe (as ) in That Riviera Touch
Eric Morecambe:
[on seeing that Phillipe, who is sitting next to him, has just collapsed into his soup after being poisoned] Waiter!
Ernie Sage: Yes?
Eric Morecambe: I have a complaint to make.
Ernie Sage: What?
Eric Morecambe: There's a dead man in this soup.
--Eric Morecambe (as ) in The Intelligence Men
Ernie Sage: Yes?
Eric Morecambe: I have a complaint to make.
Ernie Sage: What?
Eric Morecambe: There's a dead man in this soup.
--Eric Morecambe (as ) in The Intelligence Men
Eric Simpson:
[Indicating the wine] This is *definitely* stronger than the stuff we get at home!
--Eric Morecambe (as ) in That Riviera Touch
--Eric Morecambe (as ) in That Riviera Touch
[on the run in South America]
Ernie: We were doing quite all right until you opened your big mouth. "Long live the President."
Eric: How was I to know they'd just shot him?
--Eric Morecambe (as Eric) in The Magnificent Two
Ernie: We were doing quite all right until you opened your big mouth. "Long live the President."
Eric: How was I to know they'd just shot him?
--Eric Morecambe (as Eric) in The Magnificent Two