Ned "Scotty" Scott: [after the crew has circled the ice] We found one! We found a flying saucer!


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing

Ned "Scotty" Scott: An intellectual carrot. The mind boggles.


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing

Ned "Scotty" Scott: Dr. Carrington, you're a man who won the Nobel Prize. You've received every kind of international kudos a scientist can attain. If you were for sale I could get a million bucks for you from any foreign government. I'm not, therefore, gonna stick my neck out and say you're stuffed absolutely clean full of wild blueberry muffins, but I promise my readers are gonna think so.


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing

Ned "Scotty" Scott: Please doctor, I've got to ask this. It sounds like, well, just as though you're describing some form of super carrot.


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing

[after a quick encounter with the Thing]
Hendry: Did you get your picture?
Ned "Scotty" Scott: No, you were in the way and the door wasn't open long enough.
Hendry: You want us to open it again?
Ned "Scotty" Scott: NO!


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing

[last lines]
Ned "Scotty" Scott: Watch the skies, everywhere! Keep looking. Keep watching the skies!


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing

Ned "Scotty" Scott: So few people can boast that they've lost a flying saucer and a man from Mars -all in the same day! Wonder what they'd have done to Columbus if he'd discovered America, and then mislaid it.


--Douglas Spencer (as ) in The Thing