Uberta: Rogers, this is your queen speaking. You will regain consciousness this instant, and remain conscious until I win the talent show.
[Rogers doesn't move]
Uberta: Very well. I have no other choice but to take you to my castle and deal with you in a manner to which you are according.
Rogers: Oh, my muffin played the accordion.
[sobs]
Uberta: Your muffin's history, chump!


--Christy Landers (as ) in The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom