Constable Slobotham:
I'm a police officer and I must warn you that I'll take down anything you say.
Dan Dann: Alright then, trousers.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Screaming
Dan Dann: Alright then, trousers.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Screaming
Captain Le Pice:
Excuse me, Commandant. There is a woman here for you.
Commandant Burger: A woman? But it's not Saturday, is it?
Captain Le Pice: No, no not THAT woman.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Follow That Camel
Commandant Burger: A woman? But it's not Saturday, is it?
Captain Le Pice: No, no not THAT woman.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Follow That Camel
Seneca:
[singing] Wherever I wander/there's no place like Rome.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Cleo
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Seneca:
[singing] Wherever, I wander, there's no place like ROME!
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Cleo
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Mr. Short:
Miss Dobbin, what's the meaning of this?
Miss Dobbin: I'm sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things.
Charlie Muggins: Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Camping
Miss Dobbin: I'm sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things.
Charlie Muggins: Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Camping
Dr. Tinkle:
It's an enigma, Matron, an enigma.
Mr. Roper: I'm not having another one of those.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Doctor
Mr. Roper: I'm not having another one of those.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Doctor
[Daphne Honeybutt and Charlie Bind arrive at the villains' secret lair]
Daphne Honeybutt aka Agent Brown Cow: It must be their headquarters!
[Charlie Bind ogles a female technician who is bent over some equipment]
Charlie Bind: Looks more like their hindquarters.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Spying
Daphne Honeybutt aka Agent Brown Cow: It must be their headquarters!
[Charlie Bind ogles a female technician who is bent over some equipment]
Charlie Bind: Looks more like their hindquarters.
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Spying
[following Dr. Tinkle's insistence that Mr Barron attends a Pre Natal class]
Mr. Barron: Never again never, from now on it's the pill!
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Doctor
Mr. Barron: Never again never, from now on it's the pill!
--Charles Hawtrey (as ) in Carry On Doctor