Barbara Barry: Do I have to eat any more of this?
Stebbins: Most definitely. Spinach is very rich in vitamins. I might say disgustingly rich, and very good for you, Miss Barbara.
Barbara Barry: Why is it so many things you don't like are good for you?
Stebbins: I couldn't say offhand, Miss Barbara, but you must eat some more of your spinach.
Barbara Barry: Why do I have to?
Stebbins: Well, you see, your lunch calls for so many vitamins, and you must have them.


--Charles Coleman (as Stebbins) in Poor Little Rich Girl

Jonathan Reynolds: Has Doctor Harvey hidden my cigars?
Roberts: Yes, sir.
Jonathan Reynolds: Have you hidden my cigars from Doctor Harvey?
Roberts: Yes, sir.


--Charles Coleman (as Roberts) in It Started with Eve

Charlie: Hey, Slim! Watch your hat? Watch your derby?


--Charles Coleman (as Charlie) in Du Barry Was a Lady

Charlie: That's OK, he's snapping back to abnormal now.


--Charles Coleman (as Charlie) in Du Barry Was a Lady

Charlie: We'll slip him a Rooney.
Louis Blore: A Rooney? What's that?
Charlie: It's a high-powered Mickey.


--Charles Coleman (as Charlie) in Du Barry Was a Lady

Richard Damery: [after Jerry reads a particularly snide column about him and Joan written by Demery] Any statement to make to the press, Corbett?
Jerry Corbett: Any statement I made to you wouldn't be fit to print.
Richard Damery: [Officiously] Well, I don't know. Yours is just a common case. When we're young, we want to marry for love, and when we're a little older, we marry a Rolls-Royce.
[Jerry punches him]


--Charles Coleman (as Richard Damery) in Merrily We Go to Hell