Charlie Brown: [reading a letter to Snoopy about his promotion to head beagle] Well, I'll be.
[hands the letter to Linus, who also reads it]
Linus van Pelt: Well, I'll be!
Charlie Brown: Who else do you know whose dog's just been promoted to head beagle?
Lucy van Pelt: Head beagle? That stupid dog can't be promoted to head beagle! He'll bring ruination upon the country! He'll destroy us all! He's inept, he's incompetent, he's...
Snoopy: Hmph! If you don't mind, the head beagle would like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech!
[hops off his dog house and kicks it]
Charlie Brown: I recognize that kick. That's the kick of someone who'd like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech.
Snoopy: I don't think that's an unreasonable request.
Charlie Brown: And considers that a reasonable request.
Lucy van Pelt: Weird!
[She, Linus, and Charlie Brown leave]
Snoopy: [proudly] Just think - head beagle! I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared.


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: [after Woodstock crashes into a wall, off screen] Either Woodstock is a lousy flyer, or his blood sugar is low.


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: [reading his letter from the publishing company where he sent his story to] Dear Contributor: We are returning your stupid story. Give up! You are a terrible writer. Why do you bother us? We wouldn't use one of your stories if you paid us. Drop dead! Never send us another story! Get lost! Signed, the Editors.
[sighs]
Snoopy: It's just a Xerox form. But tomorrow, we start on a trilogy!


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: [singing as he types] It, it, it was a dark and stormy morning... oh
[rips the paper out]
Snoopy: pat, flat, trite.
[puts in another sheet and tries again]
Snoopy: It, it, it was a dark and stormy evening... it was a dark and stormy night, night? Right! When suddenly a shot was heard... a shot was fired?, when suddenly a shot rang out! Rang out? Inspired! A door slammed, the maid screamed,
[Woodstock screams]
Snoopy: building suspense... when suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! Appears? Appeared, past tense. While millions of people were starving, while millions of people were starving, while millions of people were starving, the king lives in luxury.


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: [singing] I'm gonna be the big bow wow, wait'll they see the old dog now. Stealing the show, my mom wouldn't know her pup! Class yes! Style yes! Out front by a mile yes! Look me up in your Dog's Who Who! Yeth thir! Gonna be hearing from Snoopy! Pardon my beagle but whoopie! Now I'm the big bow wow!


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: [singsong as he types] A light snow was falling, and the little girl... small? No little, no small, no! The Little girl, with a tattered shawl, had not sold a flower all day. Should she be selling matches? No, flowers, a violet let's say, she had not sold a vio-let all day!


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: [typing] I... T... IT! Sometimes we writers take hours finding exactly the right word.


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: A V.I.P. YES! Very important pup!


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: I spend a lot of my time lying here on the doghouse. That's because the round-headed kid and his friends spend a lot of their days in school. I often wonder what they do there all day.


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical

Snoopy: I too could've gone to school and become educated. I could've studied The Odyssey, and Lord Jim, and Bleak House. But just because I'm a dog, they say I can't go to their stupid school. On the other hand, when they need a shortstop, then they don't seem to mind so much that I'm a dog. In fact, sometimes being a dog can be a distinct advantage.


--Cam Clarke (as ) in Snoopy!!! The Musical