Ballet manager:
Save your life? Me? My friend, if you are sick, see a doctor.
Albert Peterson: "If you are sick, see a doctor." You speak English?
Ballet manager: Saves time.
--Ben Astar (as Ballet Manager) in Bye Bye Birdie
Albert Peterson: "If you are sick, see a doctor." You speak English?
Ballet manager: Saves time.
--Ben Astar (as Ballet Manager) in Bye Bye Birdie
Ballet manager:
This ballet has historic significance. It was performed the same day as the funeral of the Tzar. Lenin himself made the arrangement.
Albert Peterson: Lenin arranged music?
Ballet manager: No, funerals.
--Ben Astar (as Ballet Manager) in Bye Bye Birdie
Albert Peterson: Lenin arranged music?
Ballet manager: No, funerals.
--Ben Astar (as Ballet Manager) in Bye Bye Birdie
Ballet manager:
Who sent you here, Senator Goldwater?
--Ben Astar (as Ballet Manager) in Bye Bye Birdie
--Ben Astar (as Ballet Manager) in Bye Bye Birdie
Russian Commissar:
That will silence their hymns. What do these superstitious peasants think? They cannot compete against our guns!
--Ben Astar (as ) in Red Planet Mars
--Ben Astar (as ) in Red Planet Mars