Delivery Driver:
I have a special delivery for you.
Mrs. Riley: Special delivery, which is why you put it through the window instead of the letter box.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Riley: Special delivery, which is why you put it through the window instead of the letter box.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Tilly:
[about the coffin] There may be a mummy in there.
Mrs. Riley: Oh mummy mummy, open up it's daddy.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Riley: Oh mummy mummy, open up it's daddy.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Riley:
[seeing the robot] It's me uncle Jerry-miah, they've canned him! And me without a tin opener in the whole house.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Riley:
[singing to Mister Pain] Poor Mother Hubbard, what would she do? I'm so broke I don't have a bone to throw at you.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Riley:
[singing] I lift up my finger and I say tweet tweet, now now, shush shush, come come.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Riley:
Um, w-w-what does he do with his victims?
Mrs. Jenks: He drinks their blood.
Mrs. Riley: [shudders] Drinks their blood.
Mrs. Mott: Every drop.
Mrs. Riley: Every drop?
Mrs. Mott: Every drop.
Mrs. Riley: What a thirst.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire
Mrs. Jenks: He drinks their blood.
Mrs. Riley: [shudders] Drinks their blood.
Mrs. Mott: Every drop.
Mrs. Riley: Every drop?
Mrs. Mott: Every drop.
Mrs. Riley: What a thirst.
--Arthur Lucan (as ) in My Son the Vampire